You're beautiful.

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: charmancler)

australiansanta:

i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)

tupacabra:

mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do

me:

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me: close my door on your way out

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

kardashy:

my friends grandma got her something from hollister as a gift but apparently she didnt like the shirtless guy on the bag so she sewed a shirt on it

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diqqity:

"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

(Source: esexist)